Complaints Of Modern Day Werewolves 16> In A Steamy Shower, Bottle Of Nair Looks Just Like Bottle Of Shampoo.

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Complaints of Modern Day Werewolves

16> In a steamy shower, bottle of Nair looks just like bottle of
shampoo.

15> Obnoxious frat boys who attempt to ruffle you with a different
type of "full moon."

14> Jason Bateman's portrayal not quite as sympathetic as Michael
J. Fox's.

13> Constant wet-dog smell on your car's upholstery.

12> Most people get all freaked out by a friendly get-acquainted
crotch-sniff.

11> Confused PETA zealots and their red spray paint attacks.

10> Constant marking of territory required to keep Ed Asner and
Robin Williams at bay.

9> Is that Martha Stewart anal or what?!

8> Latest Cosmo poll says back hair STILL a big turnoff.

7> Routine ass kickings from neighborhood pit bull.

6> Having to bail Warren Zevon out of the drunk tank twice
a week.

5> Can't stop for a leisurely tongue bath without drawing
an envious crowd.

4> Chicks don't dig human-carnage breath.

3> The grating way Barbara Walters pronounces your name.

2> Between gangs, British nannies, and O.J., nobody gives a
rat's ass about a hair-covered snarling killer anymore.


and the Number 1 Complaint of Modern Day Werewolves...


1> Just can't get the goatee to look right.


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