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Wanna be realy stoned? Drink wet cement.
If the human brain would be so simple that we could understand it, then we would be so dumb that we would not understand it!
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I bet I can quit gambling.
8 of each 10 use ball-points to write with. What do the other two do with ball-points???
Keep death off the roads. Drive on the pavement.
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Breakfast in London, Lunch in New-York and luggage in Berli...
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
Tell me your address and I will tell you where you live....
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no idea!
What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug.

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