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What's pink and hard in the morning? The financial times crossword.
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers? Your gran.
What do you call three people in wheelchairs on top of each other? A vegetable rack.
What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a plastic bag.
Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job....
How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear? Ring him up while he's ironing.
Johnny and Jim are walking through the desert. Suddenly, a snake bites Jim's prick!
AAIIIIIII!! He panics, and John panics. What can we do?...
The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
How many South African policemen does it take to break an egg? None. It fell down the stairs.
A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby, the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand.
The mother looked startled. The doctor the...

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