Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed....
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know
Jack Schitt". Soon you will be able to handle this situation....
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, maried O.Schitt, the owner of Knee-Deep Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack
Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six
children: Holie, the twins Deep and Dip, Fulla, Giva and Bull Schitt.
Against his parents strong objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school drop out. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe
divorced. Noe Schitt married Mr Scherlock and, because her kids were living
with them, decided to keep her previous name also. She was known as Noe
Schitt Scherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and the produced a cowardly
son - Chick Noe Schitt (Chick N. Schitt for short). Fulla Schitt and Giva
Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood and consequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,
Byrd, and Horse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the
world. He recently returned with his new Italin bride, Pisa Schitt. Now,
when someone says that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them....
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
