Reason For The Break Up:
PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his
Mother.
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to
dig it up.
THEATRE: "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"
BIOLOGY: "You just wanted to get in my genes!"
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come
down.
JOURNALISM: "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an
end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."
WOMEN'S STUDIES: "HE did it!"
BUSINESS: Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and
that it's simply cheaper to be single.
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other
party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY: "I never liked your body anyway."
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
