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• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
  A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change....
• Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
  A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
  Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
• Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
  After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up....
• The Importance of Not Being Greedy A man went into a convenience store in Melbourne, Florida, to rob it.
  He decided that just taking the money wasn't good enough...
• Herewith ten easy lessons gleaned from the experiences of a number of would-be robbers.
  ... 1) PICK THE RIGHT BACK - You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money....