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Go To School... A Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go to school in the morning.
"Nobody in school likes me," he complained....
To Exercise Or Not To Exercise... ** It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life.
This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing...
The Rules... ** The female always make the rules. ** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
** No male can possibly know all the rules. ** If the female suspects the m...
A Women's Little Instruction Book" ** Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
** The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him. ** Neve...
Insurance... Tom's barn burned down and his wife, Matilda, called her insurance agent to file a claim.
.. Matilda told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my...
A Bloody Nose" A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and be...
You know it's going to be a bad day when . . . . . .
your twin sister forgets your birthday. . . . you wake up face down on the pavement....

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