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Going To A Hockey Game... Three Canadians and three Americans were traveling to a hockey game.
The three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket....
A Guy Walks Into a Bar... A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman.
During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear a 'blonde' joke ? "Well...
10 things men know about women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Things Kids Should Learn in School: ** Life is not fair.
Get used to it. ** The real world won't care as much about your self esteem as your school does....
HEADLINES from the year 2050
A Cowboy's Guide to Life: ** Don't squat with your spurs on.
** Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none....
The Straight Dope On Food, Health, & Exercise: ** Q
I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life....
Beginner Cook Are you a cook? Neither am I. When dinner comes I only sigh, Wake up the phone and his book And let somebody be my cook.
A pizza is a trusty meal, A color frantic tasty wheel. It disappe...
Birth Control at 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills....
A Few Punny Ones: If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?
I took my son to TGIFriday's for his twenty-first birthday. At the stroke of midnight, he...

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