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A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
Heard on Rush Limbaugh(sp?): Q: What's the difference between Elvis and Jim Wright?
A: Everyone knows Wright is dead... This is a paradoy ad that appeared in the Chicago Reader....
I hear that the guards at Los Alamos National Laboratory have gone on strike.
I would imagine that this means that the facility is sitting there unguarded....
Soviet lotto jackpot features toilet paper" (various sources) MOSCOW - A lottery in the Ukranian city of Stakhanov didn't top the $
115 million jackpot offered last week in Pennsylva...
Clearest evidence yet of cold fusion ------------------------------------ Yesterday in our labs we found the most convincing evidence of cold fusion thus far.
The experiment went like this.... ...
A U.S. Army survival manual tells how a stranded serviceman should deal with the inhabitants of wherever he i
"Be respectful of their personal property, especially their women....
This joke, making the rounds in Warsaw, was related in an editorial in the Boston Globe, 6/3/89.
{ed Edited} A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close....
A young woman has just undressed to step into the shower when the doorbell rings.
She goes to the door and says, "Who is it?" "Blind man," comes the reply....
In Hindu mythology, we come across the idea that gods can be pleased by praying to them in difficult conditions such as in harsh weather, etc.
Perhaps the idea was that if one can concentrate the m...

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