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These are being told by our delightful receptioni
) Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?...
Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private.
I suppose after you get discharged from the Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and spit on my grave....
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de banaan wordt bespreekbaar", cultuurverandering in ambtelijk en politiek Groningen.
door Tom Pauka en Rein Zunderdorp (Nijgh en van Ditmar, 1988) Translated...
No international laws govern the christening of countrie
he label that sticks is determined by the tastes or even the sanity of its rulers....
The Poles say it's the longest and most painful of the roads to capitalism.
[quoted by Michael Novak in Forbes]...
TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO SUSPEND PETE ROSE FROM BASEBALL 10.
Really young gamblers need a role model. 9. Ten million Pete Rose wigs already shipped to Hall of Fame gift shop....
Did you know, that just a few years ago, C Everett Koop was a `3-pack a day' man?
That's a lot of condoms!...
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ON.CA When questioned as to why he vetoed the minimum wage increase, George Bush is reported to have replied...

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