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I wrote this letter many years ago
Gimme a Cold Filtered Big Joe Coors Dark Dry Lite Extra-Hearty Draft Lager With The Imported Austrailian Taste In The Barrel- Shaped Twist-Off Bottle and a mango, please.
Oh, and one of those ...
My brother in Belfast mailed this joke to me. They don't get the net over there (yet), so it falls on me to forward it.
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I heard this from an MIT grad, who says it's a classic).
A student pushes a loaded shopping cart up to the express checkout lane at a Cambridge grocery store....
According to several press reports, the new drug of choice is licking toads.
What a great lead!! Yess, Bufo Alvirus (Sonoran desert toad to you simple folk) secretes (a sweating toad?...
A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?
A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman dissapointed !...
One for the True News Digest) ( SYDNEY, Australia (NB) -- A friend of Newsbytes swears that the following is a true story
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute...
UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.
40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SID...
On Late Night on 6/6/89.

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