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The difference between men and women: A man will pay $
2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $...
BEHAVIORAL TIPS. The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location.
Never ask him to purchase feminine products, unless you are willing to assume he will come home with the wrong thing....
RULES AT WORK 1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt....
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
Defendant In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No....
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink.
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, "What's the ...
IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hand...
At The Office... Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was y...
How Smart Are You? ------------------ 20 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot QUESTIONS 1.
Do they have a 4th of Ju...
THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...
Childrens books you'll never see "You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "Where's Godot?" "K...

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