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IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.
The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us may find it rathe...
Some Major Advertising Company Goofs: 1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?
prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the S...
Dirty Mind Quiz. 1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?...
Non-Sequitur Quotations "I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you...
Three Salesmen Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from civilization.
After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse. They asked the farmer if there was a...
A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
I pulled into a Shel...
Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
2. Two boll weevils grew up...
Beer Tested USA, Palo Alto, CA (AP) -- "Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observe...
Dumb Men Jokes 1. Grow your own dope- Plant a man 2.
Why are all blond jokes one liners? So men can understand them....
TEXAS COMPUTER DEFINITIONS Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires, pulling a flatbed trailer loaded with alfalfa hay.
Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys. Window: Place...

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