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60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists 1.
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3....
Remember When... A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean.
.. And ram was the cousin of a goat.... Meg was the name of my girlfriend ...
81 Rules and Instructions on Being A Man 1. Don't call.
EVER. 2. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her....
YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN -- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
-- You ski uphill. -- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked....
Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
.. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink....
Prison vs. Work IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle....
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested i
BECOMING A REAL MAN....
Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
Great A Hot & Juicy Story Well, I was loafin' around the salad bar at the burger stand one chili day on Coney Island, when I Frito-Lay'd my eyes on the sweetest little tomato I'd ever seen.
Let's ju...
The Top Ten Signs that You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart 10.

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