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The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days late...
The Federal Government's New, Unabridged medical Dictionary
Barium: What you do when the patient dies Urine: The opposite of "You're out!...
Male/Female Chemistry Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weigh
120 +/- Physical Properties: Generally round in form....
Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid About as sharp as a marble.
A few clowns short of a circus. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree....
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace 1) Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits....
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rule
BAR TRANSLATIONS "No, really, I'm OK to drive." --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything...
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are.
I am vividly confronted with this fact every time my wife and I go out to a restaurant....
A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told h...
You may want to re-evaluate yourself if any of the following comments have shown up on your performance evaluatio
1. "Since my last report, she has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." 2....

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