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Satan and the Golf Game The foursome was playing golf and the young man who was about to putt saw that he had a long serpentine 40' putt to make.
As he was surveying his situation, he murmured to him...
Speedy A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO.
It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $...
Speedy A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO.
It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $...
A Bloody Nose" A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and be...
Top Ten reasons that trick or treating is better than sex
1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed.... Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt".
Soon you will be able to handle this situation.... Jack is the onl...
Quotes About Cats: "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer....
Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. Why does it tak...
The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I...

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