Jokes From Emails

From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
Signs of life.... Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day Non-smoking area
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action On Maternity Room Doo...
LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself....
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS: COMBAT SANTA REVISITED T'was the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.
I had come down the chimney with presents to...
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19 ways to know you are a woman 1. You're a Bitch 2.
When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "NO" then get pissed off when you are believed 3....
Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....