Jokes From Emails

So you think you're computer-illiterate?
True story from a Novell NetWare SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?
Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Calle...
Top Ten Unusual Comments on Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance Report 10.
Truly an eager beaver. 9. Uses too much teeth. 8. Stays late, comes early....
25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS 1.
Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.
He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one....
RULES LEFT OUT OF "LIFE'S LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK" THAT WE SHOULD KNOW
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity....
Q. Why did Bill get into this problem? A. He didn't know that harass was one word.
Q. Clinton Presidential Anthem A. Kneel to the Chief Q....
In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?
86% replied, "Not again" Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?...