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My Girl Is So Big.... Her clit has a knee. She took off all her clothes, lied in bed, spread her legs.
.. I said to myself, "What am I doing in this lane? I don't have exact change." She was always fa...
These are the collected writings of the Simpsons from the chalkboard exercises that Bart writes during the opening credits.
*I will not carve gods. *I will not spank others. *I will not aim for the...
Two story house A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce....
Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
Men are like... Men are like department stores ... their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations ... they never seem to be long enough....
Top 50 OXYMORONS 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48.
Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45....
Software incompatibility I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately.
I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 as my primary appli...
True Story? Last weekend I was in the grocery store getting a gallon of milk.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephantÕs tail, really hard....

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