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THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
Thank you. I have questioned whether these a...
WEIRD LOCAL USA SEX LAWS No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
If his wife so requests, law mandates that he...
A Redneck's Ode to Valentines Day! Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk A-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's And wi...
THE TECHNO TERMS DICTIONARY ~~~ 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own....
THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR A SOUTHERNER SAY We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog....
YOUR STARSHIP CAPTAIN JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
WOMEN SPEAK IN OESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS
POLITICAL HUMOR This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away!
There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with him...
MISCELLANEOUS THOUGHTS Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - think about this one.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he lef...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations REDMOND, Wash.
Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp....

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