Jokes From Emails

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Dirty A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?...
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted. I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.
We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary.
Yeah, I asked her to blow me, and she wouldn't....
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue's starting to feel good in her mouth.
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar?...
My Dick is so small if I got circumsized again, I'd have a scab on my ass...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman's forehead?
............................"Coffee's ready....
You know why there's a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee jump.
What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.

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