Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to charge the bill....
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb will change itself when its ready....
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a lightbulb....
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to actually change it....
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: l00....
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes nine years....
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they get three tech reports out of it....
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....