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• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• A proper business man met a beautiful chorus girl, who agreed to spend the night with him for a fee of $
  500. When he was ready to leave, he told her he did not have the cash with him, but he would have his secretary mail her a check calling it, "Rent for Apartment....
• Golf Challenge A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
  He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home....
• Arab/Iranian Jokes Abdul and his arab hoard ride up to the oasis and just before they enter and hand with finger raised is shown from behind a rock and a voice yells out "Hey Abdul !
  EAT SHIT!" Now Abdul hearing an Israeli accent and having been insulted in such a way that even he can understand is upset....
• The Blond And The Ventriliquist. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
  He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and say...
• The Ventriloquist A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
  He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes....
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....