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After her husband's death, the elderly lady decided to go back to school and get a degree in mathematics.
A few weeks into the term, she storms into the dean's office, exclaiming: "I've been sile...
Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.
The first one says: "Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?...
Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school......
A mathematician is asked by a friend who is a devout Christia
Do you believe in one God?" He answers: "Yes - up to isomorphism....
Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...'...
Q: Do you know any catchy anagram of Banach-Tarski? A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski...
Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague.
Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero....
Mother to her daughter: "Why does the tablecloth you just put on the table have the word `truth' written on it?
Daughter: "Because I want to turn the table into a truth table!...
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head'...
A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with mathematics.
Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts he...

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