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  One says to the other "Gee I wish I could do that....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
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  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• THE LAST WISH Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker.
  The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants....
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