One evening, a little boy greets his father after work, and
notices a condom fall out of the pocket as the man takes off his
coat. Dear old dad doesn't notice until the child opens the
packet and examines the device close-up.
"Daddy, what's this for?" he asks innocently.
"Er, um, that's to keep my cigarettes dry when it's raining
out! Yeah." The boy is satisfied with the explanation and goes
about his buisness.
A week goes by, and the kid remembers that tomorrow is his
father's birthday. He scrimps up as much change as he can and
heads for the Five & Ten shop, looking for a gift. The first
thing he notices is a condom display rack. Excitedly, he
approaches a clerk.
"Miss, are those Trojans over there?" he asks excitedly.
"Um, yes they are, little boy..." the clerk answers unsurely.
"I wanna buy a box!" he proudly announces.
"Yes, of course. And what size will that be?"
"I don't care, as long as they're big enough to fit a Camel! "
