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• One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St.
  Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes....
• Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
  St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question....
• Jesus, Moses and a very old man are playing golf. At the first hole there was a water puddle aprox 10 ft.
  from the hole. The first one to go was Moses. He swung and it was a beautiful shot but it headed right for the water puddle....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
  Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Golf Challenge A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.
  He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....