Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Whats a 6.9? a 69 interupted by a period!
There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car.
He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack....
AS A MATTER OF FACT IT WAS BENCHLEY. PARKER'S OTHER CLASSIC LINE HAD TO DO WHEN SHE AND A YOUNG ACTRESS ARRIVED AT A HOTEL DOOR AT THE SAME TIME.
THE ACTRESS HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR DOROTHY SAYING AG...
What's 11? 69 for worms!
Help save our trees. Eat a Beaver.
There was a plumber named Lee Who was plumbing some broad by the sea.
Said the broad "Stop you plumbing, There's somebody coming" Said the Plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!...
There was this high school graduate who brought his girlfriend home for dinner one night.
He thought he had enough time to make love to her before his mother called him to dinner....
I know this couple who owns a flower shop. One day, shortly after the shop closed, the husband brought a shapely young hooker to the shop.
The wife walked in unexpectedly, as she had forgotten some...
There was this enterprising hooker who had bought a bicycle. She peddled it all over town.
You know them competing mega-businesses? The spy employees keep slipping birth control pills into each other's XEROX machines so they wouldn't reproduce.

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