Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Why do Polish people have such beautiful noses? -- They're handpicked.
What's the definition of bad acne? -- Waking up in the park with a blind man reading your face.
do you know how to tell which is the rich Polack in an all polack neighborhood?
His is the house with the diving board on the septic tank....
I NEVER make misteak
A man was out for a walk one day and on his travels he wandered through a farm.
Strangely, he saw a pig with a wooden leg! This intrigued him so much he found the farmer and quizzed him about it....
he Prime Minister's devious hand is afoot.
There was a math teacher named Paul Who had a hexagonal ball.
The square of its weight. And his pec*er plus eight. Is his phone number. Give him a call....
WE were in Geology Class (About 300 people) and on Final Exam the teacher called for the Exam Papers.
Well 5 minutes later, sure enuff, a Student Came Down with his Exam Paper and tried to turn i...
The Abbot of the Monastery was very strict in his routine.
Each morning, he'd come out of his cell, go into the main room where all the monks were sitting, and chant "Good Morning....
After the third murder in as many months of residents of the fourth floor of the dormitory, Sherlock Holmes was called in the case.
In each death the body of a student had been disco...

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