Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A man was shipwrecked on yet another island.He built himself a grass and straw shelter and all was OK until a flock of Terns flew onto the island.
The terns started pecking at hi...
A man had a weird illness.Whenever he broke wind,it made the sound"honda".
A man was cleaning out his attic, throwing out all the old junk, when his friend Bill came over to see him.
Find anything decent up here?" he asked. "Well, not much. Best thing I found wa...
Comet - it tastes like listerine.. Comet - it makes your teeth turn green.
.. Comet - it makes you vomit... So try Comet, and Vomit, today!!...
Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
Twas the Pig Fair last September. The day I well remember I was walking up and down in drunken pride.
. When My knees began to flutter, So I sat down in the gutter.. When a Pig came up and...
As I was sitting in the gutter, Thinking thoughts I could not utter.
. I thought I heard a passing lady say: "You can tell a man who boozes By the company he chooses....
A computer?! Where?! Oh... you mean this?...
I used to work in a bank,but then I lost interest. I used to be a lumberjack,but then I got the axe.
I used to be a carpenter,but then I got bored. I used to be a tennis instructor,but it wasn't my...
In Japan many years ago and old farmer was tending the wheet fields on the steep hillside above a small fishing settlement.
As he stood up to rest his back, he gazed out to sea. To his horror saw...

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