Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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what is black and white and has two eyes? sammy davis and sandy dunca
A jewish man comes home from the doctor and tells his wife he has herpes.
She says Vahts dat?...
The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says, I've got good news and bad news.
The man says, give me the bad news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS....
Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Quayle took over.
Bush asks how Quayle is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflatio...
How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? They got ELECTRICITY up there??
Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet.
A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling.
The brother said "What should we do?" The lawyer said "I'm gonna run for it." The brothe...
A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
A minister put a sign on his church: If you're through with sin Come in Somebody scrawled on it in lipstick
If you're not: Call 447-8912...
RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.

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