Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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She: Would you like one of my apples? He: No, but I'm most interested in your pair.
When in trouble or in doubt - YELL!
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time - unless I install handrails or safety straps.
As y...
a young man who was prematurely bald went to a barber for a trim.
during the course of the short haircut the young man asked if there was a dependable hair restorer....
My wife, who used to teach on faculty at Texas Tech University tells a true story that occurred at a new-student orientation one September.
The student body President was addressing the auditorium...
Three fags driving in a car, they stop at a red light and are rammed by an 18 wheeler.
he fag who's driving looks at the other two and ask " Are you fellas alright?...
A farm boy was out behind the barn playing with his manhood, when his father came around the corner and saw him.
What you doin boy?" says the old man. "I donno" says the boy "but it feels real g...
Why did the WASP cross the road? -- To get to the middle.
How can you tell a male WASP is sexually excited? -- By the stiff upper lip.
What do you get when you cross a WASP and an orangutan?
-- I don't know... but whatever it is, it won't let you in ITS cage!...

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