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Miscellaneous Jokes

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WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR TAMPONS? SHEEP. WHAT DO ELEPHANTS USE FOR VIBRATORS? EPILEPTICS.
So, the doctor goes into the sick man's room... "I have some GOOD news and some BAD news", the Doctor said.
"Well, let's hear the GOOD news frist", the Man said the doc pauses... "you hav...
I'VE HAD SUCH A BAD DAY I COULD HAVE FALLEN INTO A BARREL OF TITS AND COME UP SUCKING A THUMB.
Did you hear about the new strain of AID? its called hearing-AIDS You get it by listeni to Assholes.
A YOUNG LADY AMERICAN TOURIST IN EDINBURGH APPROACHES AN ELDER SCOTSMAN �AND SAYS, "fORGIVE ME FOR ASKING SUCH A PERSONAL QUESTION, BUT I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED--IS ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?
HE RE...
Ok folks. 1. Everybody stand up. 2. Now, bend over and grab your knees.
3. Good, next spell RUN very slowly. 4. ...Another sucker born every minute....
A man having just purchased a gold mine sight unseen shows up at the diggings to survey his holdings and be sure everything is in order.
Upon arrival he finds 3 men doing nothing, so he quickly siz...
You know, most men aren't born Gay, but many are sucked into it.
WHAT'S BAD: BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE PLO WHAT WORSE
BEING RESCUED BY THE EGYPTIANS Note: The Truly Tasteless BBS has the pleasure of providing you with the following humor....
Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation.
They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company....

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