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What's the difference between erotic and kinky? ---Using a feather is erotic, using the whole chicken is kinky.
When you write a program that "learns"--it usually turns out thatyou do and it doesnt.
If you are explaining your program and your listener nods his/her head--wake him/her up!...
It seems that when God was making the world, He called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life.
Man was horrified!! "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" But the Lord wa...
hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
Here is one for the road....... DID YOU KNOW BEER MADE PEOPLE SMART?
???? .......... IT MADE BUDWISER....HA HA REAL DUMB......
RICHCOUPLE FELL ON HARD TIMES & NEEDED TO CUT COSTS HE
IF YOU COULD COOK, WE COULD FIRE THE COOK SHE:"IF YOU COULD MAKE LOVE WE COULD FIRE THE CHAUFFER...
HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WITH FIVE PENISES? HIS PANTS FIT LIKE A GLOVE
You think you got troubles? I got in bed with some broad last week.
She says "I didn't know you had such a tiny organ" I told her "I didn't know I was gonna play in a cathedral....
Adam just got finished screwin' Eve for the first time.
God yells down at him and says, "Hey, Adam...how was it?...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A VASECTOMY? A DRY MARTINEZ.
............................................. HOW DO YOU MAKE A BULL SWEAT?...

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