Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Little Johnny went off to his first day of school as a freshman.
When he got home, his mother asked him how his first day of high school was....
Giuseppe and Luigi were having a drink one day, when Giuseppe leaned across the table and said "Luigi, you lika woman witha snaggle tooth and a little brown mustachio?
And Luigi says, "No Giuseppe...
I had quite an experience today. I was in the mall parking lot and there was this woman getting in her car.
She was about to close the door when this other woman tried to park beside her and hit he...
How can you tell who the stock brokers are today? The're the ones robbing the muggers in Central park!
Billy crystal was on Saturday Night Live, and during rahersals he accedentally slamed a door on his finger.
The finger was severed at the first joint. They were about to leave for the hospital whe...
BE ALERT!! STAY ALIVE!! CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!
Why don't little duckies pee?? Cause they don't have a quack..
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance.
Doctor Livingston is out exploring new territory somewhere on the deep dark continent.
He stumbles upon a tribal village....
Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was nice.
When pressed about how it was for them "their f...

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