Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: How do you make paper dolls? A: Screw an old bag
Q: How can you tell which is the Head nurse? A: She's the one with dirty knee
Q: What do you do when your kotex catches fire? A: Throw it on the floor and tampon i
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, eggs or meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob....
Q: What's the definition of a virgin? A: An ugly third grade
Q: What do you call this? (Stick out tongue) A: A lesbian with a hard-o
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A
Hold onto your nuts! This ain't gonna be no ordinary blowjob....
Q: What do you call a female clone? A: A clunt.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
Q: What are the two greatest lies? A: "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

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