Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What did Adam say to Eve? A: "Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!
Q: What's another reason God created the orgasm? A
Because he couldn't wait for the second coming....
Q: Why is being a dick not all it's cracked up to be?
A: First of all you have a head but no brains; there's a couple of nuts following you around all the time...
Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies.
Q: What do you do in case of fallout? A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm? A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q: What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?
A: A pussy is that nice warm thing you cuddle up to at night, a cunt is what it is attached to....
Q: When does a cubscout become a boyscout? A: When he eats his first brownie.

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