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Q: What's the difference between mono and herpes? A: You get mono from snatching a kiss.
Q: What do the initials in A.I.D.S. stand for? A: Anally Inserted Death Sentence.
Q: How does herpes get out of the hospital? A: On crotches.
Q: What does GAY stand for? A: Got AIDS Yet?
Q: What's dangerous & eats nuts? A: Syphilis.
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever.
Q: What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? A: Their both looking for a tight seal.
Q: What do you call two skunks doing "69"? A: "Odor eaters".
Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet? A: Because 8 inches isn't enough
Q: Where is an elephant's sex organ? A: In his feet; if he steps on you you're fucked.
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