Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs? A: A "nightcrawler".
Q: What did the prostitute give her daughter for her birthday? A: Everything west of Broadway.
Q: What do you call a hooker's kids? A: Brothel sprouts.
Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: They both spread for bread.
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.
Q: Have you heard about the Faggot Patch Dolls? A
They come with A.I.D.S. and a death certificate....
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to butt fuck.
Q: What's the worst part about having AIDS? A: Leaving your friends behind!
Q: Why did the minister get AIDS? A: He didn't wash his organ between hims.

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