Questions And Answers

Questions And Answers

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Q: What do you call a shipment of vibrators? A: "Toys for twats".
Q: Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children?
A: Because, he only comes once a year and then it's down a chimney....
Q: What's the difference between masturbation and Basketball?
A: In Basketball, you dribble before you shoot....
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!...
Q: Why is eating pussy like dealing with the mafia?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit....
Q: What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? A: Chewing gum.
Q: Why do they address cars as "she"? A: Because, just like your wife, on a cold morning when you really need it, she won't turn over.
Q: Did you hear about the new designer condoms? A: They're called "Sergio Prevente.
Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids.
Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar? A: Leg makeup on your ears.

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