Questions And Answers

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has to WANT to change....
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready....
Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. But they have to be very, VERY, small!...
Q: How many people from California does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs....
Q: How many programmers does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: None, that's obviously a hardware problem....
Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
Q: How many W.A.S.P.s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....