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Frankly, we're going to miss Howard Cosell on "Monday Night Football.
But that's nothing new. We usually tried to miss him when he was on it, too....
A sixth s{_traight poor Soviet grain harvest is predicted for this year.
Looks like they've pretty well figured out how to do that....
John Anderson has endorsed Mr. Mondale. Apparently his new National Unity Party couldn't find any of its own members willing to lose.
Mr. Reagan wants NASA to choose a teacher as the first "citizen passenger" in space.
If it's a one-way trip, our kids have some suggestions....
Explorers in Turkey think they've found Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat.
Know how they did it? Just followed their noses....
The Chicago Cubs' magic number now is under 30, which, not coincidentally, also is pretty close to the current temperature in Hell.
Forget baseball, says the little boy next door. What's Christmas' magic number?
The Soviets say they're testing their own new cruise missiles.
There's one comfort: They're not testing ours....
Jim Brady, White House press secretary, says the only way Mr.
Reagan can lose is if "it comes out that he's a transvestite....
Looking back, we'd say our disappointment with the Olympics is that there was no yodeling competition.

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