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Now that Jesse Jackson has endorsed Mr. Mondale, can we expect a press conference to announce that Gerry Ferraro has decided to do the same?
Overheard on our bus: "Having a teacher in space isn't such a novel idea.
In college, for instance, there was my philosophy professor....
Each new problem that delays space shuttle launches at least helps cut the number of "citizen passengers" interested in accompanying the crew on future missions.
Apparently Mr. Reagan figures if he can't get the Lord back in classrooms he'll at least get a teacher up there closer to Him.
Watching a teacher in space won't be bad. But we dread the dozens of inevitable commission reports about it that will follow.
Those who can...do; those who can't...ride space shuttles.
The nation's prison population has reached a record 454,136, it's reported.
So far we're still among the outmates....
The Iran-Iraq war now has turned in favor of Iraq, analysts say.
See? We told you not to invest in Iranian war bonds....
The only good news in the polls so far for the Ferraro-Mondale ticket is it seems to be runni~ng reasonably well against Undecided.
On a human body temperature scale, our pennant fever for our team is running at 98.
7. And holding....

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