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Mr. Nixon has decided not to move to New York City.
Apparently he, too, feels he's been punished enough....
Canada just held its elections. In a bilingual country like that many voters have to understand both English and French before they may be fully misinformed.
Mr. Reagan says there's a "new patriotism" in the country.
Yeah, it's hard not to be proud of a country $1.5 trillion in debt and still on its feet....
The next space shuttle trip will have a crew of seven.
Leave it to mankind to prove it's possible to be crowded even out in space....
At least that Chicago man who won $40 million in the state lottery has his prioriti}ies straigh
One of his first purchases was Cubs' tickets....
Investigative reporters have been slipshod about John Zaccaro.
They've probed his finances but so far haven't turned up his favorite recipe....
3W How can we vote intelligently this fall when so far we've seen no thorough explanation of Ferraronomics?
Politicians may be smarter than you think. Notice that they kiss babies but don't hang around long enough for the babies to do anything back.
The new prime minister of Canada will be Brian Mulroney.
Knowing that may not make you a better person but what can it hurt?...
Congress is back in session. Apparently there are a few knots left to turn into loose ends before the election.

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