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Never go to sea with two chronometers, take one or three.
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Nice guys get sick.
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu. But Captain--the engines can't take this much longer!
We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu....
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock.
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
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