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He "May I kiss you?" She "Heavens, another amateur!
He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John, Come on over".
He "This is not John" She "This is not Mabel, either"....
Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?
When you are in a peach orchard, don't look for turnips.
Well if you need me, I'll call you........and If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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For those that like that kind of book, That is the kind of book they will like.
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean too far backward.
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents.
But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah! there is the sting of life....

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