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Things You Never Hear People Say: 'Hand Me That Piano!'
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Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!'
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Things You Don't Want To Hear When Lying On The Operating Table
"Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie...
Things to think about.... -Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
-It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins....
Things that annoy me: -The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
-When something is "new and improved", which is it?...
George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....
Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers: ** Turn on the TV.
Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....