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Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2
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My Friend Steve One day a husband (named Jim) went off to work as usual, and left his beautiful, well-endowed wife at home, as usual.
Later in the morning, his best friend, Steve, came to the house and rang the doorbell....
The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
So the farmer took the son aside and told him to go watch the bull and let him know when he serviced the white cow.
(Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when you come back tell me the bull 'surprised' the white cow, and I'll know what you mean....
Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!
John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....
19 ways to know you are a woman 1. You're a Bitch 2.
When asked "Is something bothering you?" reply "NO" then get pissed off when you are believed 3....
A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire.
They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it....
There was an englishman, a frenchman, and a Newfoundlander sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.
The englishman says to the frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?...