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The number you have reached is not in service !
I taped theoperator saying "we're sorry. The number you have reached has been disconnected or is no longer is service.
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beep, beep, beep> The number you have reached, Seven.
Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. [Use your number here....
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
In a vaguely phoneco-operator voice: "I'm sorry, you have reached an imaginary number.
Would you please rotate your telephone by ninety degrees and try your call again....
The number you have reached ..." Precinct commander Lt.
Harry Uncapher, quoted in "The South Whidbey Record" of Whidbey Island, Washington, on why his police station has an unlisted phone numbe...
You have reached (recites number here). No one is available to speak with you right now because we either are not here or don't feel like picking up the phone.
If you are a burglar, we have two hungy dobermans downstairs for your convenience....