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Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it.
You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them....
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them.
Let them see what a great guy you still are. Chandle...
Chandler: And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
Monica: No, of course not. It�s not even an issue....
Chandler: You're okay there? Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was in somebody else's subconscious....
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers.
.. Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. ...
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?
I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out....
Rachel: You're twins? Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
She's like this high-powered, career driven type. Chandle...
Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.] Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people.
Joey: No, inside good, outside bad. Excerpt from...
Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what. Monica: It's Richard Burke. Ross: Who's Richard B...

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